Community rules
Assbook is a small social network with one ridiculous rule and a few sensible ones. The ridiculous one: your profile photo is your own fully clothed behind. The sensible ones keep it a place people enjoy.
1. You must be 18 or older
Assbook is for adults. If you are under 18 you may not create an account, and we remove accounts we believe belong to minors.
2. Photos: yours, clothed, always
Every photo you upload must be of you or taken with the clear permission of the person in it. Profile photos show your own behind, fully clothed: jeans, trousers, skirts, dresses, shorts. Underwear and swimwear do not count as clothed for a profile photo. Post photos are yours to choose, beach days included, but nudity and sexual content are not allowed anywhere on Assbook. Every upload is checked automatically before it is stored, and a moderator reviews anything the check is unsure about.
3. Be kind
No body shaming, harassment, threats, hate, or targeting people for who they are. Bad puns are encouraged. Cruelty is not.
4. No sexual content
Nothing sexual: no sexual imagery, no sexual comments about people’s bodies, no solicitation. This is a clothed site with a sense of humour, not a dating or adult site.
5. No spam or scams
No bulk posting, fake accounts, bought followers, deceptive links or selling things in replies. Links on your profile are fine; misleading ones are not.
6. Respect privacy
Do not post other people’s private information, photos of people who did not agree to be posted, or anything that could identify someone against their will.
7. Reports and moderation
Report a post from its menu; one report per person per post, and every report is read. Moderators can hide posts, remove photos and replies, and suspend or remove accounts that break these rules. Serious or repeated breaches mean removal. Decisions are made by people, not only by the automatic check.
8. The official account
The Assbook account is run by the team. It posts house rules, updates and the occasional terrible pun. It cannot be blocked or reported; reply to it instead if something is wrong.
These rules are part of the Terms of service. Questions go to hello@assbook.app.